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World’s Best GPS!

January 22, 2016 by Karen Dawkins 12 Comments

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My 2009 Mazda CX9 came with built-in touch-screen GPS. Silly me, I didn’t know that CD driven GPS systems are always outdated, unable to update without purchasing new CDs. It makes mistakes and takes me the long way more often than I’d like. It’s a glorified road map — and that’s about it.

So, imagine my excitement when I got my first smartphone — and its GPS capabilities. Now I’ll be on time on the best route. Every time. Right? WRONG! My phone failed me too. It regularly sends me on crazy country roads, eats up my data, and then…. there’s the dreaded “GPS signal lost.” Oh man. Now what do I do?

Enter Ben — the World’s BEST GPS! Really, everyone needs a Ben. It delivers perfect directions, turn by turn, and never makes a mistake. It never drops a signal. It’s intuitive — and uses common sense. Really! The world’s best GPS!

Best GPS Roads

How does the world’s best GPS system work?

First, plug your destination into the vehicle installed GPS and into your phone GPS. Allow the Ben to compare them to determine which is really the best. Once decided, turn off the car GPS (it’s always worse). Then head on your way. It’s that simple.

Along the way, the Ben GPS system will give clear and specific directions.

You know how most GPS systems say “turn left” when really, you’re just taking a big bend in the road with a gravel driveway running off to the right? You think you’ve missed a turn and wonder if you’re lost, right? The Ben never messes with you like that.

Driving home from Woodstock, VA last night in snow, I used the Ben. My Mazda’s GPS said the trip would take 9 hours! UGH. My phone had great directions, but the small snow squall interfered with my signal… Yep! It dropped. So, I used the Ben.

The Ben gave these directions:

Continue on this road for 9 miles. You’ll twist and turn, like a snake. Curve left. Now go straight. It’s a really slow, lazy snake. Now curve right. You’ll go straight. Maybe the snake is trying to digest dinner. Okay, curve left. Now just go straight. That’s the end of the snake. You have 4 more miles on this road.

(Next road) Now, this is like a lightning bolt. I think it’s coming to strike the snake dead. You’ll zig left about 30 degrees, then… Well, it’s a lazy lightning bolt too. You’ll go straight before you zig back to the right. (Pause) That was the lightning bolt.

The road ahead kind of takes a big curve to the right. Let’s see, you’re an eagle. Soaring. Looking for dinner. And there, off to the left is a fuzzy little critter with really long ears. Yeah, a bunny. Just follow the curve and hone in on the bunny. (Pause)

Oh, the sneaky bunny hopped away to hide in the brush. Now, you poor eagle, you have to curve left and right for a couple miles looking for the bunny.

For a couple miles, “the Ben” gave boring, standard directions as we transitioned to the interstate, and then “the Ben” continued…

You’re not an eagle anymore. You’re a fox. You sniffed out the bunny hiding at the edge of the river. But then you notice all sorts of fish. Big fish, small fish, and in-between fish. They’re all headed the same way. Well, not all of them. Some of the fish way over there are heading upstream. Stupid fish!

Follow the smart fish, and you’ll make it home just fine. The fox is going to bed!

I have never laughed so hard and stayed so relaxed on a drive in my life. Thanks to the Ben, I made the 5 hour trip in…. 5 hours!

Best GPS Ben

Buy your own Ben… if you can!

The Ben GPS costs me about $20/day (fuel costs, sometimes higher). Oreos seem to work best! Find your own Ben, or, teach your kids how to read your GPS offline and let them tell you how to get home!

***This article posts with Ben’s blessing.***

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Comments

  1. Trevor Thorpe says

    January 25, 2016 at 11:29 am

    Enjoyed this whimsical post. There’s no substitute for a good co-pilot!

    Reply
    • Karen Dawkins says

      January 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      Thanks, Trevor. He’s the BEST co-pilot ever!

      Reply
  2. Mags says

    January 25, 2016 at 5:10 am

    haha. I need a Ben! I have the worst sense of direction. I really don’t know how I did it before everyone had a GPS!

    Reply
    • Karen Dawkins says

      January 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      I think I did better before GPS. It seems to have sapped the directional cells from my brain. :-/

      Reply
  3. Kaylene Chadwell says

    January 23, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    My family and I have had so many problems with GPSes. We may have to try this one out. They can be so helpful if they work well, especially as I’m not great with directions! Thanks for sharing 🙂

    Reply
    • Karen Dawkins says

      January 25, 2016 at 1:01 pm

      HAHA! This one IS my son. He’s fairly expensive — especially with college starting next year.

      Reply
  4. Philadelphia Traveling Mom says

    January 23, 2016 at 10:47 am

    I am completely reliant on GPS and still get lost all the time. Completely identify with your observation that GPS tells you to turn left when it is really just a bend in the road, so I’m slightly panicked about whether I’ve missed a turn. Love the BEN style of directions! So funny.

    Reply
    • Karen Dawkins says

      January 23, 2016 at 9:40 pm

      We had a great time!!! He’s a creative guy for sure.

      Reply
  5. Bell | Wanderlust Marriage says

    January 23, 2016 at 10:31 am

    A www sounds like the absolute best GPS! Driving in the snow you definitely need some laughs to keep you relaxed 🙂

    Reply
    • Karen Dawkins says

      January 23, 2016 at 9:40 pm

      It’s a memory I’ll cherish for a very long time! 🙂

      Reply
  6. Molly Maurer says

    January 22, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    I need a Ben! I’m always getting lost… almost got lost at school today, and I always have to park in the same spot or I will get lost (I had to park in a different lot today, which is why I almost got lost. That and someone wouldn’t let me into the other lane).

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    • Karen Dawkins says

      January 22, 2016 at 8:00 pm

      I don’t know… a Ben and a Kyle under the same roof? You might be better off lost. 😉

      Reply

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An avid traveler, I enjoy discovering new places: history, culture, and adventure. I love it all! Well, not bugs. I don’t like bugs very much, so I probably won’t visit a bug museum.

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